What was her cup size?
Better luck next time.
Something about her name, perhaps?
In Kentucky or Georgia, no doubt:
Who would know how to handle it best:
It must have been a hell of a wedding party:
She couldn't afford espadrilles.
Somehow, we're not convinced:
They must not have gotten the P.C. memo:
Blame it on NAFTA:
Shouldn't it be "Jills Off?"
She's a pro at it:
Need a better sewer deodorant or some sodium bicarbonate, maybe?