Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Go to Town, Cowboy!

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street, sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff.............

"I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her.......... So I did."

"We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.... So I did. "

"Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did. "

"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.... So I did."

"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,

Now go to town cowboy.' - 'And here I am.' "

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Mac Arthur Park

Dave Barry specifically crowned it the "Worst Song Ever Recorded" in his Book of Bad Songs.   Warning: it has strange metaphors; and it runs for over seven minutes.

Don't you agree it's the worst?

Wednesday, May 7, 2014


Our Ass in Chief, also known as Chief Justice Roy Moore of the Alabama Supreme Court, has a new twist on the First Amendment: it applies only to Christians!


This man is an embarrassment and a buffoon!  I did not vote for him, I'm pleased to say.