Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Misleading Headlines

Sometimes what we read can be amusing, if you take it on wry.

What was her cup size?

Better luck next time.

Something about her name, perhaps?

In Kentucky or Georgia, no doubt:

Who would know how to handle it best:
It must have been a hell of a wedding party:

She couldn't afford espadrilles.

Somehow, we're not convinced:

They must not have gotten the P.C. memo:

Blame it on NAFTA:

Shouldn't it be "Jills Off?"


She's a pro at it:

Need a better sewer deodorant or some sodium bicarbonate, maybe?

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Merit Badges for Douchebags

Since their numbers are legion, they've begun to award each other merit badges for douche behaviors.  Maybe they should be added to Boy Scout badges.

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Saint Elvis

Saint Elvis, pray for us! And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.  Amen! Don't be cruel.