Monday, September 14, 2015

Dadeville to Ban Short Shorts!


What a crock! Dadeville down in Tallapoosa County now wants to ban short shorts!  And also  miniskirts.  City Councilwoman Stephanie Kelley and Councilman Frank Goodman are behind this regressive move. Short shorts have traditionally tolerated women wearing short shorts as one way of beautifying Alabama! And, traditionally, undercheek or overcheek décolletage is allowed as well. Especially in Gulf Shores, Tuscaloosa, Auburn, and Huntsville!

In other words, show dat ass!

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/09/one_alabama_city_is_now_consid.html



8 comments:

  1. Is the Taliban taking over Dadeville?

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  2. Sumptuary laws in Wiregrass Country?

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  3. This will surely result in civil disobedience. Thoreau said it well.

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  4. Is Dadeville so devoid of crime, has a great infrastructure, and outstanding schools so they can spend time on this?

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  5. I've said it before and I'll say it again ... you just can't fix stupid. What's the world coming to when we're deprived of beautiful summer scenery?

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