Performing nightly at Club Bunga Bunga:
Yvette ths Stripping Nun!
Watch Sister Yvette strip for your education and edification. She will take off those nasty habits to Gregorian chants and swelling organ music right down to her Burning Bush. And you old-timers will fully appreciate the mystery of the Resurrection when you see the one and only Sister Yvette perform!
Remember, she will hit you on the palm of your hand with a ruler if you fail to give her your undivided attention!
Approved by the Diocese.
+ Impuratur: The Bishop