How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!
How did Helen Keller pierce her ear? Answering the stapler.
Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.
Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!
What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love.
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? So you can read her lips!!
What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs
Did you know Helen Keller was one of the first people to go to Disneyworld? Neither did she.
Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 Days.
What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They stuck doorknobs to the walls.
What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.
Why were Helen Keller's hands purple? She heard it thru the grapevine.
Why did Helen Keller go crazy? She was trying to read a stucco wall.
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
What's Helen Keeller's favorite color? Black.