Some professors with vivid imaginations and a real need to obtain a tenured position will go to great lengths to produce an academic paper.
The latest coup comes from Oxford Professor George Garnett, who counted the presence of 93 penises on the Bayeux Tapestry. William the Conquerer's horse's member was the largest. What a magnificent steed he was!
93 penises? Sounds like the Alabama Legislature. Where there are a goodly number of horse dicks and horses' asses to go with them.