In my reading, I read occasionally about questionable products actually brought to market, the most bizarre one has to be Snif-T-Panties. This is women’s underwear that smells like bananas, popcorn, whiskey or pizza.
I don't know if they did much beta testing with other odors, but I can imagine an Alabama guy about to have sex with his lady who was wearing banana-scented panties. Would he go off an eat some bananas instead?
It’s probably no surprise that Snif-T-Panties haven’t met with even a whiff of success. While it is true that used panties had been sold in vending machines in Japan, those had only whatever natural smells remained.
Maybe Pottery Barn could sell a line of these panties, but scented in the fragrances of their room fresheners and candles, like paper white and lavender.
ReplyDeleteI know some Left Coast workplaces forbid workers from using scent. Would these apply too?
ReplyDeleteI'll stick with the panties from the Japanese vending machines. WAIT! Not that I've ever bought any. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteWhiskey-scented panties?
ReplyDeleteMike, sticking with vending machine panties is better than vending machine panties sticking to you!
ReplyDeleteDo the pizza-scented panties come with pepperoni?
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