German is a very versatile language for expressing compound ideas. Apparently, they must be deep thinkers. This article gives an example:
Apparently, the language of Goethe has specific words for people who pee standing up and those who pee while seated:
Stehpinkler - standing urinator
Sitzpinkler - sitting urinator
The article further declares that urinating while seated is more socially responsible behavior. Furthermore, you can get a device that
admonishes standing pee-ers to sit down and sounds like Gerhard Schroder or Helmut Kohl. What, no Angela Merkel model?
[Voice] "Sitzen, dumkoff!"
It's still okay to be a stehpinkler in Huntsville.