Confucius Quote

By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest;
Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
and third by experience, which is the bitterest. - Confucius

Florence May Get a Microbrewery!

Oh happy day!  The Florence City Council passed an ordinance allowing for the establishment of a microbrewery in Florence, making small quantities of craft beer and having a tap room so that beer lovers could enjoy the product!

Support for this is running 4-1, according to today's Times-Daily poll.

To your health!

Disclaimer from the I.R.S.

Acting IRS Commissioner Steve Miller gave the true version before a House committee on the revenue agency’s targeting of conservative groups.  Miller admitted that they were mistakes, but denied that the actions were politically motivated.

Miller said, “I think that what happened here was that foolish mistakes were made by people trying to be more efficient in their workload selection.”


Read more: http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/05/17/irs-commissioner-employees-made-%E2%80%98foolish-mistakes%E2%80%99-weren%E2%80%99t-politically-motivated#ixzz2Tq3K4rSb

Does he need a firehose for his trousers?

Jacqueline Bisset

Immortally lovely is Jacqueline Bisset, as in The Deep.

 

 

 

Huntsville's Number One for On-Line Porn!

Give us a big hand, folks!  According to PornHub, Huntsville, Alabama has managed to be the "very religious" city with the highest frequency of watching porn on-line.  What do you expect with all our engineers and scientists?

Hey, we got the best adult toy store in the South (Pleasures), and the world-famous Boobie Bungalow in nearby Elkton, Tennessee just over the line.

Not bad for the rocket city, is it?  Let's toot our horns.  Let the Deepie Baptists and the C of Cers in Jones Valley smoke that bitter weed!

Monkey Town was Number 2 for porn-watching among the very religious places; and theBig B was Number 7.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2013/05/rocket_city_listed_as_no_1_rel.html#incart_most-comments

Anthony Weiner is Running for Mayor

That being the fact, he needs an official campaign vehicle:

 

Maybe he can get campaign donations from Johnson & Johnson.

 

It shouldn't be hard for him to mount a stiff campaign, and screw the opposition, given that his campaign staff's first names were Peter, Richard, and Rod.

 

At least New Yorkers can expect to get the shaft.

Eric Holder Walks the Line

Little Snookums Eric Holder, Attorney General Extraordinaire, has dismissed the idea of prosecuting journalists as 'just plain nuts."

http://www.politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar/2013/05/holder-walks-fine-line-on-prosecuting-journalists-164367.html

Do we have some macademia nuts, like those in those in-room refridgerators in high-level hotels that are an exception?

What is that shiny trail he leaves as he goes?

Johnny Cash tells us how to walk lines right: