Thursday, July 25, 2019

PG on Weekends; R on Weekdays

If you go away from Gulf Shores or Pensacola on the Gulf Coast, the allowable swimsuits do a shift that is surprising to some. Specifically, on weekends swimsuits for women must have both upstairs and downstairs covered; however, on weekdays toplessness is pretty much okay when the swimmer goes away from the towns and settlements. It's kind of an accepted tendency; and no one gets upset about  it.

The rule is, if you don't want see partial nudity, then don't go there during mid-week.

Jennifer tried it, on a lark. I must admit that it took a lot to get used to her going like that.

Obviously, no pictures!


  1. But pictures of non Jennifers? Take a picture and RUN!

  2. Have you seen that hilarious Santa/Trump oriented cartoon thats been doing the rounds on a lot of websites recently ?, in it Santa Claus is on the roof of a house with his reindeer preparing to descend down the chimney but on the other side of the building Donald Trump has climbed up a ladder and is saying to Santa: "While you`re in there take their food stamps", and then Santa says back to Trump: "Food stamps ! ! !, you must be joking Mr. President, this is the house where the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 lives and i fully intend to spend the entire night having my willy squashed and squeezed between her truly unbelievable tits and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over them ! ! !", then in the background one of Santa's reindeer says: "Fucking lucky fat bastard, hes gonna` tit-fuck arguably THE most perfect tits of all-time while we`ll have to stand out here all night in the cold and snow like wankers ! ! !". When i saw it i dont think i`ve ever laughed so much in my entire life and its been hailed as a Christmas classic that people will be falling about laughing at for the next 100 years and beyond.

  3. What happened to all the lovely lady Fridays?