You can read the sorry story here. Fifteen-year-old Christian Adamek streaked during a high school football game. They expelled him, were going to charge him with a felony, and make him register as a sex offender for the remainder of his life.
Shit. This was making too much of a minor prank.
Yes, running with his ding-a-ling flapping in the breeze may have been worth a week's detention, but the official reaction was pure overkill. At best, a three-day suspension.
But, no, they were going to make a point and throw the book at the poor kid.
So the poor boy hanged himself. How sad.
I hope it haunts your dreams, you officious motherf***ers.