Sunday, February 10, 2013

Where Are Your Braless Boobs Now?

Kansas University, which had an 18-game winning streak motivated partly by students tweeting shots of their boobs, now has been having a three game losing streak.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaab/2013/02/09/reeling-no-5-kansas-loses-third-consecutive-game-to-oklahoma/1905643/

Maybe this is due to the Jayhawks having some cold shooting; maybe it's because the opposition is responding with higher caliber ammunition. 

 
This is the time to call out Big Bertha. with her DDs.
 
 


6 comments:

  1. As I recall, the Kansas ladies caused a mini craze in the Plains. Suddenly it became the rage to flaunt your boobs.

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  2. A superstition that is pleasant.

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  3. They're both nice in their own ways. I wonder what the heeads are like?

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  4. I think they need to try harder by showing more.

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  5. Well, guys' testosterone levels go down after a loss, whether they play or are fans.

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  6. It suddenly dawned on me that this was what was missing from the State of the Union address last night. Perhaps if we had some comely maidens flashing their bosoms at the members of Congress, it might get them excited enough to actually DO something besides accuse each other of dereliction of duty. Of course, it wouldn't do much for the female members of Congress, but perhaps we could take up a collection and hire a Chippendale dancer or two to grind for them. We could hire Chippendale dancers and comely boob flashers and put them into little picture-in-picture boxes on the TV screen, on either side of the specialists who translate speeches into sign language. What could it hurt? Even if it didn't inspire our brain-dead Senators and Reprehensives, it would probably boost at-home viewership on C-SPAN.

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