Wednesday, June 29, 2016

The Sexiest Commercial of All Time

It's the Carl's Jr. Super Bowl Commercial for 2015, featuring Charlotte McKinney:   


  1. Dang, the coupon expired 2-28-15. You can see that if you click on the title, go to YouTube, and blow it up full screen.

  2. Hate to disagree but... I disagree.

    What's really sexy is the "ANTICIPATION"... because as you know, the "goods" are RARELY as "good" as you imagined they would be. [And I'm sure all the sheez feelz the same way.] So, as Tom Petty said: The waiting is the "HARDEST [and most exciting] PART".

    But subtlety and "thinkability" is lost on most federally dumbed-down peeplz under 45 today.

    This is an average example...

    The bottle is LONG and HARD and it takes a long time before the fluid is emitted. But when it finally comes out from that small opening, it's A GOOD THING!! In other words, "This Ketchup ain't no 'Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma'am'."

    Not 1 in 1,000 average Americonned Sheeple today could figure out that simple commercial and decipher its sexual, subliminal message.

    And that's why everything sux and only humorous people are relevant today. (I thank God I'm still humorous... on those rare hangoverless days, I mean.)

    ROX ON! ...or ROX OFF! (Whichever seems most "Rockish" at the moment. ...I'm not the dictator type.)

    ~ D-FensDogG
    'Loyal American Underground'