You've been a long-suffering Chicago Cubs fan; or one of those arrogant NY Yankees fans; or maybe one of those St. Louis Cardinals fans, and it's time to go to that great Field of Dreams in the sky. Your love ones could send you off in true style. Here's a site where they can select a proper casket for you to reside in for all eternity:
Of course, if you had pissed your spouse off while you were alive, she might have you planted in a coffin for a rival team.
Imagine a adulterous Yankees fan who died and was placed in a Red Sox coffin for all eternity! Is that Yankee Hell, or what?