Apropos of Argentine President Cristina Kirchner's demand that Britain return the Falkland Islands to Argentina:
A man goes into a pub and points at a beer tap.
"Do you want a pint?" asks the barman.
The man nods and the barman notices that he has a huge scar across his throat. "Where did you get that?" asks the barman.
The man manages to croak, "Falklands".
"Blimey," says the barman. "Well, have this one on the house, mate. You boys did a great job over there."
The man croaks, "Muchas gracias, senor."