Coverup

They have found new ways to adorn their ta-tas.

Slingshot Bikini

Geekini

For the geekess in your life.

Show Time

I just think she's cute, with her lack of inhibitions!
They're so pretty, by the way!

Beauty and the Geek

Do you remember the MTV program Beauty and the Geek?  There was many a hot girl that developed lustful fantasies over that possibility.



Opportunity

Redneck Kitty

Nao

A cartoon girl with a nice rack.

Pippi Longstocking at Vigeland

Gun Moll

At Ease

Religion and Shit

Taoism: Shit happens.



Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."


Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.



Zen Buddhism:  What is the sound of shit happening?


Hinduism: This shit has happened before.


Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.


Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.


Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.


Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.


Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.


Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.


Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.


Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.


Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.


Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)


Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?


Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.


Creationism: God made all shit.


Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.


Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!


Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.


Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.


Utopianism: This shit does not stink.


Capitalism: That's MY shit.


Communism: It's everybody's shit.


Feminism: Men are shit.


Commercialism: Let's package this shit.


Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.


Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.


Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.


Stoicism: This shit is good for me.


Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!


Wiccan: An long as it harms none, let shit happen.


Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.


Jehovah's Witnesse: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.


Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!


Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.


Atheism: I can't believe this shit!


Nihilism: No shit.


Narcissism: I am the shit!

Sideboob in Excelsis