Misleading Headlines

Sometimes what we read can be amusing, if you take it on wry.

What was her cup size?

Better luck next time.

Something about her name, perhaps?

In Kentucky or Georgia, no doubt:

Who would know how to handle it best:

It must have been a hell of a wedding party:

She couldn't afford espadrilles.

Somehow, we're not convinced:

They must not have gotten the P.C. memo:

Blame it on NAFTA:

Shouldn't it be "Jills Off?"

Ouch:

She's a pro at it:

Need a better sewer deodorant or some sodium bicarbonate, maybe?