It's So Hot and Dry in Alabama
It's so hot and dry in Alabama:
. . . . that the Baptists are sprinkling instead of dunking.
. . . . that the Methodists are using wet wipes.
. . . . that the Presbyterians are giving rain checks.
. . . . that the Catholics are praying for wine to be turned back into water.
Its so hot in Alabama that Church of Christ members are wearing mauve panties.
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