Monday, April 15, 2019

Rocket City Trash Pandas

The word is out: the Mobile BayBears (sic!) will become the Rocket City Trash Pandas in 2020. Actually, the team will play in Madison, Alabama.

https://www.mlb.com/cut4/rocket-city-trash-pandas-are-the-newest-minor-league-team-c293581862

A trash panda is otherwise called a raccoon.




Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Returning the Favor

A few months ago, garbage from the so-called Empire State that wound up in Parrish, Alabama made the news.

Why don't we repay the favor?

How about an Alabama caravan of pickup trucks toting sacks of garbage to NYC? Who knows, we could even get the shit from the hazardous waste site at Emmele.

And, in the meantime, pass some laws making it a felony to transport garbage into Alabama from out of state sources.

The rule should be, if you make it, keep it. Or do time in an Alabama slammer.