Adopted Children's Access to Their Original Birth Certificates

Right now, only Alaska, Kansas, Maine, New Hampshire, Oregon, and Alabama  allow unrestricted equal access to all adoptees over the age of 18.  In Rhode Island, they have restored access to all adoptees over the age of 25.


Washington State,  Illinois, and Ohio now have had successful legislation introduced that does allow many adoptees to access their original birth certificates, but this is subject to birth parents' vetoes.

Legality of Zoophilia in the United States

Red -- Zoophilia is a felony

Orange -- Zoophilia is a felony for second offenses

Yellow -- Zoophilia is a misdemeanor

Blue -- No status

However, Alabama passed legislation making zoophilia a misdemeanor in 2014.

Mood Mysterious

A lady wearing her nightgown with panties is beautiful in herself.  But imagine her posing with the straps of the gown down so that she is showing her beautiful decolletage.  

She seems pensively looking into the distance.  I asked her, "What are you thinking?"

"A root beer float!"

How Women Decide Which Panties to Wear

Jeff Davis's Birthday

There's an  article in the Wall Street Journal about how Alabamians are divided over Jefferson Davis's birthday being an official state holiday.  It's celebrated on the first Monday of June, but ole Jeff was born on June 3rd.


Actually, most Alabamians don't notice the day, unless they plan to do some state-related business and experience the rude surprise that it's a holiday.


More often, the rude surprise comes in the form of the ABC Store being closed.  Now that hits people where they live!  Imagine yourself, after a tough day at work, looking forward to a Mojito or two.  Or maybe a nice shot of Jack Daniels.  And you find the goddamn state store to be closed!  And this holiday generally is not preceded by any warning that the state agencies will be closed.


Shit!


In my opinion, the major impetus for the state continuing to mark Jeff Davis's birthday is that it is seen by state employees as an entitlement; a paid holiday.  There would be a lot of bitching and screaming if anyone proposed doing away with it.


Unless they could come up with a substitute.  My pick would be Jim Folsom's birthday.


http://www.archives.state.al.us/govs_list/g_folsom.html

Go to Town, Cowboy!

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street, sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff.............

"I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her.......... So I did."

"We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.... So I did. "

"Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did. "

"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.... So I did."

"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,

Now go to town cowboy.' - 'And here I am.' "

Mac Arthur Park

Dave Barry specifically crowned it the "Worst Song Ever Recorded" in his Book of Bad Songs.   Warning: it has strange metaphors; and it runs for over seven minutes.

Don't you agree it's the worst?