Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Oh, STFU!

Our Ass in Chief, also known as Chief Justice Roy Moore of the Alabama Supreme Court, has a new twist on the First Amendment: it applies only to Christians!


http://www.christianpost.com/news/ala-chief-justice-roy-moore-says-first-amendment-applies-to-christians-only-119168/


This man is an embarrassment and a buffoon!  I did not vote for him, I'm pleased to say.



Tuesday, April 29, 2014

The Annual Mullet Toss

The Annual Mullet Toss, held in late April at the Florabama Lounge on the Alabama-Florida state line, is the Gulf Coast's biggest event for partying, bikinis, and beer.  Contestants vie for how far they can toss a mullet. 

Just Alabamaians having fun!

http://www.al.com/mobile/#/0


Sunday, April 13, 2014

Spring Break in the South

Southerners tend to gravitate to the beaches of Alabama and  Northern Florida during March and April, it being Spring Break time.  I was able to talk Jennifer into letting me post one of her sort of relaxing on the Redneck Riviera.


Thursday, April 10, 2014

Community Service

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks the barber about his bill. "I'm sorry, I can't accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week."

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there's a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

Later that day a cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber, and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I can't accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

Later that day a Democrat comes for a haircut and when he asks the barber what he owes, the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I can't accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there are a dozen Democrats waiting at his door.