Shakespeare in the Park

Oh. Boy!

They're carting him off because he wouldn't stop looking at their breasts. He's good for morale.

The Missing Goat

A group of students at Eustis High School students got in big trouble for stealing two goats, tossing them into Eustis High School and leaving behind vegetable oil for the animals to slip and slide in.

A security camera caught the suspects entering the school building around 2 a.m. Nearly four hours later, a custodian found the goats scrambling around in about two gallons of vegetable oil that had been spilled all over the floor. The fire department had to be called to figure out exactly what the liquid was before they mopped it up. Also, the vandals spray-painted the goats. Both were painted with numbers on them that could not be scrubbed off. One was painted with a "1", and the other one with a "3."

Apparently they were trying to confuse the faculty into a search for goat #2.

Meanwhile in Alabama